The score of the Cavs, Spurs face-off last night wasn’t the only humiliating thing associated with the game. Lebron Blames, Lebron James, whatever you want to call him left the game in the third quarter last night in Cleveland. What looked like a completely harmless elbow to the back of Lebron turned into a full fledge academy award performance. After the life threatening (full sarcasm) blow to the spine of the 6 foot 8 human, Lebron could only make his way to the scorers table before he collapsed to the floor in absolute agony “The bigger they are the harder they fall”? What makes it even better is the Spurs, drained a three as he was putting on his show. Maybe he left the game because he knew there was physically no way to put the team on his spine (get it?), like he’s been doing all season and come back from a 21 point deficit. Either way there is no need for an oscar performance for a light elbow tap to the spine. If you break both your leg’s, sure you can fall to the ground all you want because you would physically be unable to stand. Lebron said after the game that he will play Thursday night and defy the odds of his traumatic injury. After this performance I personally think I could beat up Lebron James.
The Cavaliers are now tied with the Boston Celtics for top spot in the Eastern Conference. I would pay lots of money to see the Cavs get eliminated in the first round of the NBA Playoff’s.
Stay tuned for many more performances from Lebron, now that he has committed to being the biggest baby in the NBA there is no turning back!
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